How to train a human to stop shouting and racing around the garden with a rolled up newspaper - not easy but very rewarding when you get it right.
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How to Train A Human
It is no good being soft with humans. From the word go they need to know who's the boss. Make sure that you start the day with a good healthy yapping session, as early as you like, to get the humans out of their bed and ready to make a fuss of you.
All humans enjoy exercise and will appreciate that you have made puddles on the floor so that they can work up a sweat mopping them up. Don't make this exercise too easy for them, make sure you leave wee wee in the most inaccessible places, under the dining table is good for increasing their heart rate.
DinDins and Darling (our humans) seem to be thriving on ball games. Fetch is probably their favourite, but remember they get more out of this game if they have to retrieve the ball as well as throw it.
All humans enjoy exercise and will appreciate that you have made puddles on the floor so that they can work up a sweat mopping them up. Don't make this exercise too easy for them, make sure you leave wee wee in the most inaccessible places, under the dining table is good for increasing their heart rate.
DinDins and Darling (our humans) seem to be thriving on ball games. Fetch is probably their favourite, but remember they get more out of this game if they have to retrieve the ball as well as throw it.
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